Time Amendment

By Vance Couperus

“Consider if Jesus had had a bit of chrome up on that hill – what was it,
Calvary, Calgary, the hill they hung ‘im from? Shit’d be a lot different right
now. We’d be better. World’d be burning less. Burning much less. A gun is
less dangerous than your watch. Some cost about the same. Sometimes, the
watch is more expensive. Jesus didn’t have a timepiece neither. Imagine that,
Jesus with a gun or a watch? Fanged of both violence and métron
simultaneously? Consider it. Really a blessing. Think how it changes things.
What would He have used the gun for, up there? Huh? What use for He the
watch?”

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